Bob the builder

2010-01-27T04:25:00.000-08:00

WOOOHOOOO This is Ahmad writing his LAST and FINAL entry for English. I can't wait to start typing nonsense like my previous blog posts. The life of a secondary 2 is getting more cramped up and I am wriggling through every problem barely surviving. Life keeps getting worse as the dragonboat seniors came up with an idea to force people who do not want to run(that's me!) to run quickly.

They first take your handphone and run off with it, threatening to delete important stuff from you handphone if the gap between you and the him gets too big. I silently remind myself not to bring any valuables on dragonboat trainings. My legs are sore and aching and I can barely move! THE HORROR OF IT.

Anyway, I just started reading The Lord Of The Rings trilogy. It is humoungous and as thick as a dictionary.Plus, the words are smaller than Mick! I know it amazing and you are all in awe at the size of the words so I painstakenly took a photo of the book and the words.

Look at its small,tiny,microscopic words. I must use a magnifying glass to read it. And to make it worse, some of J.R.R Tolkien's words are "Shakespearish". Examples are anon. I do not know that they used the word gay(happy) in Macbeth but they do use it in The Lord Of The Rings.

The description of Gollum reminds me of some one in class but I would not say it and it will only stay in my mind but not in my blog.

Well it looks that my five superb posts have come to an abrupt end but there is still hope to people who love my blog. There is a 1 % I am going to update it every month. So bye bye and WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2010-01-26T04:57:00.000-08:00

Wohooo! This is Ahmad amazingly writing his fourth blog!! That means that after this, I have only one other long and boring 250 blog post. The exhilaration cannot be described in a 250 word blog post. So, sorry to people who wants to know what I am feeling. And I apologise for abruptly ending my blog post yesterday. I unfortunately have a penchant of doing that.

For people who read my worst day yesterday,you can proceed with reading this blog post. But a word of caution to anyone who had not read my previous blog post. Your brain may get lost in this labyrinth of a blog post. Anyhow, after recess was the lesson of Ms Lim. I am still scared of her white eye which gets bigger every time I see her.

She gave us the bad news in a monotone voice, "Tommorow there will be a Maths test" at the end of the lesson. Again, I will not transfer the things about Ms Lim my mind shouted repeatedly as it will make my blog post as long 500 words.

After that was Home economics. The mere menion of it sends a shiver down my spine. A long string of failures made home economics the most miserable lesson. These are my mistakes

1)I used black thread instead of white thread. And Ms Hashima cut it like it was nothing.
2)There was a hole in the fabric and I had to start all over again.
3) I lost the 'surfboard' and had to cut a new piece.

Tadah!

Well, I am getting a bit sleepy as I came home after running and doing push ups for dragonboat(a hardcore cca) Bye bye and sleep well! AHMAD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2010-01-25T03:03:00.001-08:00

Wohooo. This is the ever cool Ahmad writing his third blog entry.

Today can be said to be one of the worst ever day of my 14 year old life. I came to school trying to be as optimistic as possible. But having the honour of one of the worst days of my life means that the optimistic mind will soon change to a mind of a pessimist.

Firstly, we had a PSL session which consists of a few secondary four guys teaching us something they think that us secondary twos should learn. We had to think of an idea of how to make a charity funding event in groups of five. My friends' ideas are not pleasing and thus I shall not put the ideas on my blog.

Then, it was Mr Gabriel's lesson and unfortunately, I was not paying attention. He took notice of this with his hawk like eyes and asked me a question I forgotten about by now. I stared at his face and started with 'urm....uh...' to stall time. Luckily, help came from boys called Lemuel and Sean who were frantically whispered the answer almost audibly to me.

I transferred whatever I heard to the teacher and I had to admit he did look a little disappointed that I had managed to answer his 'almost impossible to answer' question. After that was recess and I thought that all my problems are solved. How wrong I was.

During recess, I was happily queuing up at Geylang Bahru Indian Cuisine Stall. Then, a group of five Indians( no offence, but this is what happened) went to the the auntie and nonchalantly cut the queue. It was like they were oblivious to the famished people who were honestly queuing up.

I will continue my worst day of my life tomorrow to those avid fans of this stellar blog. There is no reason you should hate it, it is the best! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO Ps: My mother cooked hotplate beancurd, lightening my horrid day.

2010-01-23T21:35:00.000-08:00

Woohoo. This Ahmad. Writing for my second blog! I decided, after hours of pondering on the same question. I made an all important decision, the most important of all. One that could change your life. Yes you. The one wondering in awe what my decision is. I decided........... TO CHANGE MY FONT SIZE! I know that you are all awed by my humongous decision and applaud it greatly.

Today is a relaxing Sunday, but instead I am finishing all my homework(like this blog post) at the last minute. I know that I should not procrastinate but it is too addicting. Even though we just learned about preventing procrastination, I just can't seem to kick the habit. I wish humans can invent some kind of bomb on your homework that will explode if you do not finish it on time before sunday.

Anyway, I woke up, and had a good laugh at my cat, Sweetie (named by my girly sister).

I caught a picture of her wearing the collar of shame. She stared at me with her malicious eyes and warned me not to put her picture on my blog. I shrugged off her threaten and connected my handphone(an E 63) to the pc and ta dah!

There she is. The power of technology nowadays.

I guess I will wake up and find scratches on my body. Anyways, the collar has a weird smell that dehydraytes fleas and causing them to die. It has no side-effects to the cat (hopefully). It costs my father a whopping $10!! You can buy two chicken rice with that amount of money(three at cheap restaurants)

My little sister heard me telling my father about the intoxicating smell. Her small 6 year old brain immediately registered her body to the most stupid thing to the collar. She washed the collar. My father went bonkers. I think he wanted to say 'that's like throwing two chicken rice down the rubbish chute!' but he just scolded my sister.

Now the collar has lost its effect and the fleas on my cat are praising my little sister and kowtowing her until their foreheads bleed or something.I think that I had posted enough things for my superb day even though I have to plough my way through tons of homework. This is Ahmad, signing off WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my real first blog assignment

2010-01-18T02:24:00.000-08:00

THE LOANSHARK CASE

This is Shaik Ahmad (or Bob, whichever is easier to pronounce) writing my 1/5 blog assignment! The highlight of today is loan sharks. I got this horrifying picture while I was returning from my grandmother's house. The streaks of paint is not a good sight to see and even worse if you are the owner of the house. Something I would like to bring to point is the people who had done this pointless deed. Come on, what kind of person would do such a thing people just for $20?( an estimation.I do not work for loan sharks) Kind of lame isn't it.

Can you believe that the people who did it are of 13-20 years old?! Imagine a small secondary one student running and splashing paint on your front door.

I cannot believe after six or more years of education full of lectures about these negative things and none went inside the teenagers. All I can say is for the readers of my blog to spread this important message. You would not like to suffer the consequences if you are caught and be previewed on the front page of the new paper; BOY CAUGHT SPLASHING PAINT. Your friends will have a good laugh and you will be popular.

Now back to my life. We ran the 2.4 kilometres run which is like 2400 metres and 240000 centimetres! The agony of the run cannot be described in this 250 word blog assignment. I and a few of my classmates were walking nonchalantly towards the starting line of the run. Far ahead we can spot some people in their push-up positions. I giggled when I thought they were punished for fighting. But then I started seeing everyone running towards that place and see Mr Siow (I think that is how you spell his name) counting down.

In a split-second, my brain registered some nerve cells to my legs, forcing them to run. I was dragged along and half of my energy was wasted getting there. We had to hold the push-up position until Mr Siow asks us to stop. As an act of defiance, I ran the 2.4km run very slowly, slower than a sloth and a tortoise combined. As a result, the drinking water was gulped down the gullets of the people who ended before me. I learnt an important lesson today. Do not test thy wrath of the thane of physical excercise, Mr Siow(I think).

Good night and sleep tight(too bad if you are reading this in the day before school starts)

Shaik Ahmad

2010-01-12T20:29:00.000-08:00

i am writing my post a few minutes after my first. The lit essay date is getting closer and I wish we can just do it at home

2010-01-12T20:10:00.000-08:00

Here is bob. Again. NCC finished early last week and I was uber happy! It finished at four instead of 6!!!!! I forgot to bring a lot of things and the senior asked me to pump 20. I did not complain like a fat kid.

2010-01-06T04:15:00.001-08:00

hi i am bob the builder